Soft Bert #10
Soft Bert #10
At last!... Your very own handmade, Soft Bert.
Each Soft Bert is individually handmade, so they all have their own unique differences. The main photo above shows the actual Soft Bert you will receive... Soft Bert #10
(However, the photos showing his sign and certificate maybe of a different Bert... yes, there are "others")
Your Soft Bert will come with a handmade sign which can be personalised with your own personal message, and is signed on the back by Bert’s creator. You will also receive a Certificate of Bertitude, so you can be sure you have an official Bert.
All Soft Berts will be made in low numbers, and occasionally, limited edition Berts will make an appearance; making them perfect for collecting!
Bert will make anyone smile and makes a great gift for friends or family, but Bert won’t judge you for treating yourself!
Dimensions approx. Height 13cm; Width 11cm (14cm including hand); depth 9cm.
Waist is around 32cm, but don’t mention it to him... he’s a little self conscious.
Soft Berts are designed as collectable adult toys (or soft art sculptures, if you like). Bert doesn’t like to be played with by children... they might not get along. Bert is, however, fine with adults who haven’t grown up yet; and those who don’t intend to.
The world is a scary place and Bert will require a signature before being released by your friendly (or unfriendly, if you’re unlucky) postal delivery professional.
Who is Bert?
Bert was created somewhere, at sometime... probably in a lab.
He has no mouth, and so, must communicate using his signs. This makes him a rather disgruntled little fella most of the time. But, despite this, he still has plenty of heart and loves to share his thoughts with you.
And, he is quite cute... but don't tell him that to his face!